Namaste

We want to make sure that Every guest that stays with us has an amazing experience. These are our house rules. Each one has a story behind it. After 10 years of Hosting we have learned a lot. Every Guest will be asked to sign these upon arrival. 98% of are guests are super amazing but we do get a few that can ruin a day and this is our way of making sure everyone has a great stay in our place and city.

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House Rules

REGISTERED GUESTS ONLY (For your safety and ours). We require Valid ID/Passport of every guest staying.

CHECK IN IS BETWEEN 3PM AND 8PM (no late check-ins offered at the moment) We are short staffed and would like you to be in by 8 so whomever is working can eat dinner at a reasonable time.

NO SMOKING (This is a smoke free property, this means cigs, joints, vapes and anything you intake using fire or an atomizer). The house has cracks so please don't smoke by any windows, take a walk. 

 

NO FIREARMS (No exceptions, don’t care about your permit, leave it in your car).

 

NO ONE UNDER AGE 18 (Insurance reasons and Safety due to the shared nature of the house).

 

NO OPEN FLAMES INSIDE THE CAMPER (No candles, incenses, fireworks OR oil burners). Fire must remain in the pit.

 

NO PARTIES (No outside guests).If you want to show the house tell us first. 

 

NO ANIMALS (No exceptions, allergies and health and safety reasons).  It will cost $1600 to replace the couch, $600 for the bed, $45/hr carpenter, $100 for painters, $250 for the cleaner, $120 for new curtains, plus any additional fees. 

 

BE RESPECTFUL (of the Owners, the neighbors and Gus)

 

QUIET TIME 11 PM - 7 AM This means to be quiet and courteous of sound as others are sleeping.

 

No “professional” filming without consent. (TAKE LOTS OF PICTURES, BE INSTA FAMOUS! but if you have a crew or lights, check with us first). 

If you put down sticks you need signed consent.

 

-You understand that this is a vintage building and does not comply with modern building standards and safety standards.

-You assume all risk while on this property and using items from this property.

-You are in good health and looking out for the good of others.

 

Extra fee structure:

1. Smoking fee. $600.

2. Pet fee $1000.

3. Vomit fee $100. (in the toilet free).

4. Candle wax on furniture fee $150. (on nipples free)

5. Late night disturbance fee $100 per awaken neighbor complaints.

6. Extra unauthorized guests/party fee $100 per person. 

7. Anything missing from the camper will also be charged to the replacement value.

FYI! FAQ

-No, we can not do anything about the heat or bugs, though we do have A/C and bug spray.

-No, we don't have a camera there past guests had their own.

-No, your pet can not stay,

-The wi fi password is in the welcome book

-Outdoor lights stay own

-Please pull all the way up to the gate.

-Yes the bathroom is private, no one can see from the other side.

-Yes the all black cat is Gus, She is also your host!

-Sorry, we no longer rent the main house.

-No, you will not run out of hot water, it is on demand.